Thursday, June 11

First Tinder Date After ExecuteTheProgram

So i matched with a cute blonde girl on Tinder.  My first thought was "i'm not gonna fuck this up"

I send her my standard opening line (which i got from Jeffy, and i don't want people to steal, so i'm not going to post it here)

Girl Response: "Maybe you can teach me"
Me: "i'll bet you say that to all the boys"  (i'm trying to tease her)
Girl Response: "lol...of course i do!!!"  (i think she's playing with me)
Me: "We should meet for drinks....Sangria and tapas!!!"
Girl Response: "sounds awesome.  i luv tapas"
Me:  "Friday 7pm?"
Girl: "ok, i can do that"
Me: "ok, cool."  (and i give her the address of my favorite tapas place)
Me: "text the day of...just to confirm we are still on?"
Girl: "sounds good"


--Day of--
Me: tapas and sangria tonight!!!!
Girl: yummay
Me: wear something hot, so we match....7pm
Girl: lol, ok


I get to the tapas place first, grab a seat and order a pitcher of happy hour sangria (girls are always late....always always always).

I meet the girl with Jeffy's standard opening line, spin her into a hug/peck on the cheek.  Best Tinder date yet (so far)

I start going thru Jeffy's conversation points in a flirty way, and this girl is eating it all up.  Either she is longing for some decent flirting, or i've gotten pretty good at this stuff (i've watched the Jeffy infield videos at least 4-5 times by now, so i've practically memorized this stuff).  Within about 10min i'm teasing her, flipping her hair, playing with her hands.  About 30min into the date i say "there's just something about you" and i go in for a quick kiss (this caught girl off guard).  I make sure i'm the first one to pull away, and i keep on talking like nothing happened.  I can tell the girl is trying to figure out "what just happened" but i'm all smiling and being playful, and she is smiling too, so i think i'm running the Jeffy script to perfection.  The girls eyes have gotten "bigger" or maybe her pupils are dilated.  I'm not sure...she's only had one glass of sangria, so she can't be drunk.  She is definitely attracted to me.  We keep flirting for another 15min.

Ok, so i'm thinking, time to end on a high note...lets try to pull.  So i grab her hand and say "lets get out of here" and she says "ok."  (total bar tab for 1 pitcher of happy hour sangria = $20).

We walk out the door, and onto the sidewalk...we walk down the block holding hands, and i can tell that this girl is very "bambi eyes" attracted to me right now...so i figure, why not try.

Me: "so where do you live?"
Girl: "Murray Hill"
Me: "oh cool, i've never really been"
Girl: "really"
Me: well, i mean i've been there, but i've never lived there
 --we talk about living in Manhattan for the next few minutes as we walk thru the village--
Me: "i need to sit down...on a couch...lets go back to your place and just chill"
 --i'm expecting the girl to say "you are not coming back to my apartment"..but that's not what happens
Girl: "ok"

--we hop in a cab, and she give the address...i'm thinking "SCORE!!!--

So, we walk into her apartment...its a studio, but she's made it look nice..very girly..lots of art and knicknacks.

I ask her for a glass of water, and follow her into the kitchen.  She pours a glass of water and hands it to me.  I take a sip, put the glass on the counter, grab her hips, and pull her into me, and we start to make-out in her kitchen.

At this point, things start to get hot and heavy, and i essentially strip off both our clothes and direct her to be the star in my favorite porn.  I'm thinking "this was too easy...this is fucking awesome"
I say "go down on me"...and she does.  Well, that was easy.  I tell her to "suck on my fucking cock" and she does.  I tell her to get on her knees, and she does.  I grab her hair and spank her, and tell her to beg...and she does.  The sex was hot...i went thru 2 condoms.  I slept over, and went home to my own apt the next morning after we had breakfast.  It was pretty chill.

Let me just say, this was awesome.  I'm definitely going to go out with this girl again, and she seems smitten, for now anyway.
And i owe it all to Jeffy.  In the past, i would have stayed at the restaurant for 2-3 hours, maybe kiss at the end, and that would have been it.  Now, i'm having hot sex on the first date, all within 90 minutes of meeting the girl.


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